I'm quirky and creative. I'm slightly obsessed with organization but can't force myself to clean to save my life. I have quite a few irrational fears, including vacuum cleaners and butterflies (really, all bugs, cute or not), and I have a full-blown needle phobia. I love anything feminine, from classy ruffles to full on glitter. I love dirty jokes and have a potty mouth to prove it. I'm a wife, a makeup artist, a mommy to three wonderful little pups, and I am insanely lucky.