So...
Yesterday I went to the doctor, and she asked if M and I are planning on having kids any time soon... and... I hesitated.
I HESITATED!
I never hesitate when I get asked that question. My usual response goes something like this:
"HA! Uhm. No. Definitely not."
BUT THIS TIME I HESITATED!!!
What in God's green fuck.
And then! I was flabergasted at myself for hesitating, and I said... "What the hell? I've never hesitated answering that question before..." And now I'm thoroughly weirded out with myself. I've been having batshit crazy dreams about pregnancy and babies lately and... and... I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!
Did my biological clock suddenly decide to switch on a month before my 24th birthday? I don't know, but every time I walk through the kids section I feel kind of fuzzy when I see little boy polo shirts. And I'm not even a fan of little boys! But the thought of a mini Mike does seem just a little wee bit adorable...
I need to go change my pants now.
And I hate myself. For the record.
6 comments:
Ha! My biological clock has been ticking since I was old enough to hold a doll. Consider yourself lucky to have made it to almost 24!
Oh Tiff you know you want one....deep deep down! You would be a fun mom! But I think you need a little girl...someone to dress up and put makeup on! :)
LOL, I'm totally with Amanda on this one! tick tock tick tock....
Hahahaa, no biological clock ticking on me at all yet! Babies are the last thing on my mind! :)
hahaha it happens. Even if you're just starting to get those fuzzy feelings toward kids, it doesn't mean you have to start trying RIGHT NOW. It's good if it creeps up on you so you have more time to get used to the idea.
Well, if you don't want it, can you pass along some of your biological clock ticking this way? ;)
I'm pretty sure I don't even have a biological clock. Or else it's broken. Which is difficult considering my husband wants kids!
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